The Sri Lankan Sentinel has received news and a digital photo from reliable sources close to PS Member for Kantale Gunawardena, stating and depicting the local government member has got a bad case of ring worm. The PS member known for his gay entourage of hangers on had contracted this disease after sharing his bed with his male partner Jagoda from the Kantale area. For those readers not familiar with the causes of this disease, ring worm is contracted by a person who is exposed to unhygienic environments.Unfortunately this disease is common around rural Sri Lanka where cleanliness is minimal.
How did PS member Gunawardena stoop so low as to get ringworm?
The source who wishes to remian anonymous for obvious reasons provided the sentinel with a detailed account of just how Gunawardena got ringworm from Jagoda. As it turns out that the Kantale strong man has a weakness for male anuses. Which is exactly where the source says that Jagoda had sypmtoms of ringworm showing.
The man is the PS member's driver (and a known drug addict) with whom he has been sexually active for the last 6 months since he dropped his last boyfriend. The reason for that split was after taking his former lover to Anuradahapura on a romantic escapade, the young man was driving and mansturbating Gunawardena simultaneously. The outcome was that the former driver cum lover mistook the PS member's genitalia for the gear of the vehicle and at just that moment the young lover driving the jeep lost control and crashed the vehicle. The vehicle was a police jeep assigned to the Kantale police that Gunawardena had illegally commandeered.
So if you just happen to meet PS Member Gunawardena after reading this you will know the secret behind all his itching.
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